[FANTAKEN] 121209 Lay @ Voice of ChinaDO NOT EDIT. // cr. BOSS丢
Look at those delicate and pretty hands, as precious as they were in history MV.
[FANTAKEN] 121209 Lay @ Voice of ChinaDO NOT EDIT. // cr. BOSS丢
Look at those delicate and pretty hands, as precious as they were in history MV.
What’s Happening when
Real MenKris cries….♥♥♥
Damn it who taped this? Now my eyes are getting a little wet. It’s rather an unique feeling for them, to shed tears of joy, to finally become recognized for their talents and verified of their potentials, to have dreams actualized…
I wish there were something I desired so desperately in life that could make me bawl like a baby when I finally obtain it…

little cuties listening and chen looking up to the sky <3
Revisiting one of my favorite troller’s finest moments X-D
do not edit|cut the logo
Lay looks like he’s playing paper rock scissors with his shirt lolol Xiumin’s amused~
No idea~ lol That might remain a mystery X-D
But I do have meanings of other members’ names HERE
wow Chen and Lay are really in sync in that last one! !! Dansheen Mansheen Chen!
and Lay’s sexy hair is sexayyyy
HAHAHHAHA EXOtic in China are crazy. X-D This kind of satirical humor would be funny if you understand the history of Chinese communism…
Here’s my guide:
Chen’s booklet: “How the Magical Creature Was Tempered” - play on the popular socialist novel “How the Steel Was Tempered” by Ostrovsky made popular in China in 1950’s-1970’s
Top and bottom line are basically play on famous communist slogans from 1960’s.
Top: “To serve the people, EXOtics will never cross the wall” (aka the Chinese government censorship firewall that blocks youtube/facebook/twitter)
Bottom: “Revolutionary scholars and artists/entertainers, go join the factory workers, farmers, and soldiers”
Xiumin and Lay’s red armband featuring Kris’s buffalo - communist soldiers back then wear these red armbands to symbolize their affiliation with particular communist organizations.
Since the 1st EXO teaser, we’ve seen the wide horizon of skills that EXO members were able to show us. As idol singer/dancers, we know they are well-equipped in the performance arena. However, there are things that they are so not perfect at…unique “skills” that make us love them even more.
Just for fun, which skill would you rather have if you had to choose? (It’s okay, we won’t make fun of you like we do with EXO :P)
»EXO-M’s skills: What would you rather have?«


Almost two months ago, I asked my followers which embarrassing situation they would rather be in if they met EXO…
Out out 486 unique voters, a whopping 200 would rather trip in front of Lay if they had to! I can come up with several explanations for this: 1) perhaps Lay would help them get up if they fell (OMG physical contact OMG) 2) Lay’s so gentle and nice that he would not make fun of them for tripping 3) They can use this situation to make a joke “Hey Lay, you got me trippin’ over you ;D” 4) The other choices were simply way too embarrassing. What do you think? Reblog and comment if you have any other explanations X-D
The second most popular choice, chosen by 88 voters, was to perform light dance in front of Baekhyun. (If you have no idea what this is, just google Baekhyun light dance… LOL) I can understand this choice too. Baekhyun is one of the most vital member of the EXO derp squad, the most proper way to greet this adorable derper is none other than out-derping him! Maybe he’ll be so impressed with your version of the light dance that he’ll join you! What a way to make an impression~
The third most popular choice, chosen by 52 voters, was to have Kai mistaken you for a boy. This is definitely a viable option since the airing of the popular drama “To The Beautiful You,” Sulli’s portrayal of the cute cross-dressing fangirl who captured countless hearts has galvanized a storm of real-life fangirls dreaming up possibilities. Who wouldn’t want to use the restroom and stand next to Kai by the urinal? (I kid, I kid… X-D)
The rest of the votes were well-distributed among the other options. The one receiving the fewest number of votes is D.O. saying that you have garlic breath… c’mon guys, is it really that bad? Doesn’t that mean you’ll get to be really close to D.O. for him to be able to smell your breath? Burping in front of Su Ho was also an unpopular choice, I guess it’s because EXotics were afraid that Su Ho will be preaching about mannerism and etiquette like their own grandfathers do. EXOtics also did not want to sneeze all over Chen, *applaud* pat yourselves on the backs for abiding by public health safety rules (Though I’m sure happyvirus Chanyeol have already sneezed all over Chen to pass on the happy flu) Just from these trends, I would initially conclude that EXOtics simply do not want to expose EXO to their bodily functions… BUT, a surprising 21 voters would rather fart in front of Kris. I am utterly dumbfounded as to why… drained all my brainjuice and still could not figure it out. Please help me understand~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lol
maybe to see this precious reaction? —>
